5 Ways to Tell That Mommy is 9 Months Pregnant:

1. You spend way too much time on the couch watching Sesame Street, because Mommy is having contractions and can't manage anything else.



2. Tiny baby clothes take over your old dresser, and when you try to wear the hats or put the onesies on like a skirt you get in trouble for stretching them out.


3. You get to make as big of a mess as you want, because Mommy is too round to pick it up and too exhausted to make you do it yourself.


4. Most days you don't even get dressed. (And did I mention watching TV...?)


5. Mommy is too lazy too discipline, and often resorts to bribery. (See: crunch berry covered face at the store)


BONUS! 6. (Not pictured) You only leave the house to go to the store, and when you get there Mommy immediately hobbles to the electric cart and drives herself around like a little old lady...